On The Naughty List Premium After Shave Splash

On the Naughty List: Santa’s Wild Night Out

'Twas the night before Christmas, and up at the Pole,
Santa had ditched his list—he was out of control.
No reindeer, no sleigh, no "ho-ho-ho" cheer,
This year, St. Nick had traded his milk for craft beer.

It all began when the sleigh broke down. The elves, exhausted from churning out toys and gadgets, threw their pointy hats in the air and declared a union-mandated break. With no way to deliver presents and the workshop silent, Santa stood at a crossroads. "You know what? Christmas can wait—I’m taking a vacation!"

And so, Santa swapped his sleigh for a private jet and flew south to a hidden cabin retreat nestled deep in a snowy forest. The usual red suit was left behind in favor of cargo shorts and fur-lined flip-flops. Cigars replaced candy canes, and a cooler of eggnog cocktails became his new sack of goodies.

But the real stars of this party were his new helpers—Merry, Holly, Belle, and Ivy. These four brought a whole new energy to Santa’s world. Dressed in festive bikinis that shimmered like tinsel, they sashayed into the rustic wooden lodge, each carrying a tray of hors d'oeuvres, party games, and questionable life advice.

The night was a blur of snowball fights in the living room, cigar smoke curling through the air, and rounds of karaoke with Santa crooning “All I Want for Christmas Is Another Round.” A rich fragrance filled the room: lavender and clary sage from garlands on the mantle, cedarwood from the roaring fire, and vetiver wafting from Santa’s spiked hot cocoa.

By dawn, the North Pole had exploded with scandal. Photos of Santa and his four helpers were all over social media, tagged #OnTheNaughtyList. One particularly incriminating snapshot featured Santa flexing his biceps, a cigar in one hand and a cocktail in the other, with the four helpers laughing by his side, all wearing matching “I Made the Naughty List” sunglasses.

This year, there would be no coal—only unforgettable stories and a lingering scent of holiday rebellion.

Step into Santa’s untamed Christmas spirit with the “On the Naughty List” collection. A fragrance as bold as the man who traded his sleigh for a night of unforgettable fun.

After-Shave Splash: On the Naughty List

"Soothe your skin, steal the show."
Take your post-shave ritual to the next level with our On the Naughty List after-shave splash. Designed to calm irritation and tighten pores, this splash refreshes your skin while leaving behind a bold, masculine fragrance that turns heads.

Featuring a scent inspired by Ralph Lauren’s Ralph’s Club, it’s the perfect way to finish your shave:

• Top Notes: Bright lavender and herbal clary sage
• Middle Notes: Warm cedarwood for a rugged edge
• Base Notes: Smoky vetiver for a lasting impression

Whether you’re heading to a party or kicking back in your own cozy cabin, this after-shave keeps you feeling confident and smelling incredible. Limited edition for the holidays—don’t miss out!

Witch Hazel:

• Soothes irritated skin and reduces inflammation
• Helps tighten pores, giving your skin a smooth, toned look
• Acts as a natural astringent, reducing razor bumps and redness

Aloe Vera:

• Deeply hydrates and moisturizes the skin
• Helps heal cuts and minor irritations, providing a cooling sensation
• Reduces post-shave redness and irritation, leaving skin refreshed

Glycerin:

• Locks in moisture, keeping your skin soft and hydrated
• Forms a protective layer to prevent dryness and irritation

Ingredients: Witch Hazel, Aloe Vera, Ethyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Fragrance, Essential Oil, Menthol, Polysorbate 80

Directions: Shake well before use and apply to the face. External use only. Do not swallow. Store away from direct sunlight.

Net Weight: 3.3 Fluid Ounces

Made in the USA