On The Naughty List Premium Shaving Soap

On the Naughty List: Santa’s Wild Night Out

'Twas the night before Christmas, and up at the Pole,
Santa had ditched his list—he was out of control.
No reindeer, no sleigh, no "ho-ho-ho" cheer,
This year, St. Nick had traded his milk for craft beer.

It all began when the sleigh broke down. The elves, exhausted from churning out toys and gadgets, threw their pointy hats in the air and declared a union-mandated break. With no way to deliver presents and the workshop silent, Santa stood at a crossroads. "You know what? Christmas can wait—I’m taking a vacation!"

And so, Santa swapped his sleigh for a private jet and flew south to a hidden cabin retreat nestled deep in a snowy forest. The usual red suit was left behind in favor of cargo shorts and fur-lined flip-flops. Cigars replaced candy canes, and a cooler of eggnog cocktails became his new sack of goodies.

But the real stars of this party were his new helpers—Merry, Holly, Belle, and Ivy. These four brought a whole new energy to Santa’s world. Dressed in festive bikinis that shimmered like tinsel, they sashayed into the rustic wooden lodge, each carrying a tray of hors d'oeuvres, party games, and questionable life advice.

The night was a blur of snowball fights in the living room, cigar smoke curling through the air, and rounds of karaoke with Santa crooning “All I Want for Christmas Is Another Round.” A rich fragrance filled the room: lavender and clary sage from garlands on the mantle, cedarwood from the roaring fire, and vetiver wafting from Santa’s spiked hot cocoa.

By dawn, the North Pole had exploded with scandal. Photos of Santa and his four helpers were all over social media, tagged #OnTheNaughtyList. One particularly incriminating snapshot featured Santa flexing his biceps, a cigar in one hand and a cocktail in the other, with the four helpers laughing by his side, all wearing matching “I Made the Naughty List” sunglasses.

This year, there would be no coal—only unforgettable stories and a lingering scent of holiday rebellion.

Step into Santa’s untamed Christmas spirit with the “On the Naughty List” collection. A fragrance as bold as the man who traded his sleigh for a night of unforgettable fun.

Shaving Soap: On the Naughty List

"Lather up with a soap that’s anything but ordinary."

Start your shave with a touch of mischief and luxury. Our limited-edition Christmas shaving soap, On the Naughty List, creates a rich, creamy lather that cushions your skin and helps your razor glide effortlessly. Whether you’re prepping for a big night out or just looking to treat yourself, this soap leaves your face feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed.

Infused with a bold fragrance inspired by Ralph Lauren’s Ralph’s Club, it’s a scent you’ll want to indulge in:

• Top Notes: Fresh lavender and clary sage for an uplifting start
• Middle Notes: Earthy cedarwood for a warm, confident vibe
• Base Notes: Vetiver for a smooth, sophisticated finish

Upgrade your grooming routine and enjoy the perfect shave with a soap that’s as bold as Santa’s wild side. Limited supply—grab yours before it’s gone!

Coconut Oil:

• Deeply moisturizes and hydrates the skin
• Creates a rich, creamy lather for a smoother shave
• Helps reduce irritation and razor burn

• Locks in moisture, leaving skin soft and smooth
• Provides a protective layer to prevent dryness
• Enhances glide for a more comfortable shave

Kaolin Clay:

• Gently exfoliates and cleanses the skin
• Absorbs excess oil and impurities, leaving skin refreshed
• Adds smoothness to the lather, improving razor glide and precision

Ingredients: Distilled Water, Potassium Hydroxide, Stearic Acid, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Glycerin, Fragrance, Kaolin Clay, Menthol

Directions: With a warm damp shaving brush, in the container, bowl, or mug, agitate the soap until a creamy lather is created.

Net Weight: 4 Ounces

Made in the USA